philter
[FIL-ter]
noun
A magic potion for any purpose.
Ecstasy? Yeah. It’s a philter that makes you act like an idiot.
benignant
[bih-NIG-nuhnt]
adjective
Kind; gracious.Beneficial; favorable.
Joseph, my dealer, was benignant enough to let try my first line of cocaine for free.
quagmire
[KWAG-myr]
noun
A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament.
Had your cat not ingested an ounce of nip, we wouldn’t be in this goddamned quagmire.
osmose
[oz-MOHS]
verb
To gradually assimilate a principle.
Perhaps the hair plugs in Trump’s head have caused him to osmose the batshit “birther” belief?
vexatious
[vek-sey-shuhs]
adjective
disorderly; confused; troubled
The poor girl’s vexatious emotions caused her to fuck anything that showed her more than five minutes of attention.
lucent
[LOO-suhnt]
adjective
Shining.
I’ll tell you what a nice Christmas gift would be: wear those lucent panties of yours while you make me a grilled cheese.
impugn
[im-pyoon]
verb, used with object
to challenge as false (another’s statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon…