panegyrize
[PAN-i-juh-rahyz]
verb
To eulogize; bestow praises.
I wonder if all of Herman Cain’s whores will panegyrize him when he goes…
philately
/fɪˈlætli/
noun
the collection of postage stamps of various issues.
Gena always felt her husband was more passionate about philately than he was about her…
degage
[dey-gah-ZHEY]
adjective
Without emotional involvement; detached.
I’m always impressed by The Situation’s degage attitude towards sleeping with broads and then promptly asking them to leave.
perusal
[puh-roo-zuhl]
noun
Scrutiny.
This cocksucking actor agreed to star in my YouTube video, but only after a three month perusal of the script.
perpend
[per-PEND]
verb
To ponder; deliberate.
The trick to being able to perpend the boring minutiae of your date’s day is to constantly remind yourself that women like to fuck good listeners.
futilitarian
/fyuˌtɪl ɪˈtɛər i ən/
adjective
having the opinion that all human activity is futile…
expatiate
/ɪkˈspeɪ ʃiˌeɪt/
verb
1 a to enlarge in discourse or writing…