toper
[TOH-puhr]
noun
One who drinks frequently or to excess.
George W. Bush’s new memoir is about to be released wherein he reveals to the world his life as a toper and fucking idiot.
concupiscible
[kon-KYOO-pi-suh-buhl]
adjective
Worthy of being desired.
Though it stars the concupiscible Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached looks like a giant turd.
profligacy
[PROF-li-guh-see]
noun
Reckless extravagance.
Jay Z and Beyonce’s profligacy with their hospital stay just goes to show that health care in this country ain’t so fuckin’ bad if you’re balls deep in money.
moue
[MOO]
noun
A pouting grimace.
Take that moue off your face. Oh, I’m sorry…
confabulation
[kon-FAB-yuh-lay-shuhn]
noun
Familiar talk; easy, unrestrained, unceremonious conversation.
Let’s elevate this confabulation to medium talk: do you take it in the pooper?
kvetch
[KVECH]
intransitive verb
To complain habitually.
Kvetch all you want about the mistreatment of Christine O’Donnell…
rue
[ROO]
verb
To wish that (something) had never been done.
That son of a bitch Zuckerberg is a billionaire, and I’m stuck in a dead-end job, left to rue over my rotten lot in life.