tarradiddle
[tair-uh-DID-uhl]
noun
A petty falsehood; a fib.
So I told one little tarradiddle about my cock being larger than it actually is…
iota
[eye-OH-tuh]
noun
A very small quantity or degree; a jot; a bit.
I only do coke when I know I’m not getting laid because one iota of that shit and my cock goes limp.
absquatulate
[ab-skwoch-uh-leyt]
verb
To flee; abscond.
Steven Slater’s grand departure on the emergency slide wouldn’t have been so fucking cool if he didn’t also absquatulate with a six pack of beer.
feculent
[fek-yuh-luhnt]
adjective
Full of dregs or fecal matter; foul, turbid, or muddy.
The Shit My Dad Says premiere was the most feculent moment in television since those piss-drunk queers at ABC greenlit a show about Geico Cavemen.
perdition
[per-DISH-uhn]
noun
Hell.
I can’t wait till those ghoulish assholes at Westboro Baptist Church stage their last protest at the gates of perdition.
crux
[KROO-seez]
noun
The basic, central, or critical point or feature.
The crux of the tea party movement is that the overweight, brain dead fools who make shit for money are pro-corporation.
extirpate
/ˈɛk stərˌpeɪt/
verb
1 to cut out by surgery. 2 a to pluck up by the stem or root…