oenophile
[ee-nuh-fahyl]
noun
A person who enjoys wines, usually as a connoisseur.
My mother claimed to be an oenophile, but oenophiles don’t drink Sutter Home wine coolers by the truck full.
conflate
[kuhn-FLAYT]
trans verb
To bring together; to fuse together; to join or meld.
By conflating his cocaine with baby laxative Jimmy doubled his profits.
satori
[suh-TOHR-ee]
noun
In Zen Buddhism, the state of sudden indescribable intuitive enlightenment.
Not that I’m one to try, but I’ve been told that a hit of Salvia can induce a brief moment of satori.
eff
Euphemistic, slang: Fuck.
“These pussies in the Democrat party ain’t gonna be satisfied ‘til every last one of ‘em gets a taste of the government tit, I’ll tell you what,” Jimbo said as he handed his Medicare Card to the receptionist…
philter
[FIL-ter]
noun
A magic potion for any purpose.
Ecstasy? Yeah. It’s a philter that makes you act like an idiot.
tarradiddle
[tair-uh-DID-uhl]
noun
A petty falsehood; a fib.
So I told one little tarradiddle about my cock being larger than it actually is…
iota
[eye-OH-tuh]
noun
A very small quantity or degree; a jot; a bit.
I only do coke when I know I’m not getting laid because one iota of that shit and my cock goes limp.