cavil
[KAV-uhl]
noun
A trivial or frivolous objection.
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman should stop with the useless cavils and just have John Stewart host a dick measuring contest between the two.
insular
[in-suh-ler, ins-yuh-]
adjective
Isolated.
He told me hooking up with his male roommate was an insular experience that wouldn’t happen again.
lave
[leyv]
verb
To wash; bathe.
It took a lot of convincing, but she finally let me watch her lave.
rapine
[RAP-in]
intrans
verb. The act of plundering.
If we weren’t all ignorant, braindead shitheads, we’d have ransacked Wall St…
alate
[EY-leyt]
adj
Having membranous expansions like wings.
Look at how walled that chick’s breasts are…
ablution
[uh-BLOO-shun]
noun
The act of washing or cleansing; specifically, the washing of the body.
My morning ablutions in the shower were interrupted and I had to deal with blue balls and an unclean penis.
deprecate
[DEP-rih-kayt]
trans
verb. To belittle; to depreciate
I read a study once that said women are more attracted to self-deprecating men…