fetor
[FEE-tuhr]
noun
A strong, offensive smell; stench.
That overweight son of a bitch over by the buffet just cleared out half the room with his fetor.
paunch
[pahnch]
noun
A large and protruding belly; potbelly.
Despite being piss drunk, I decided not to take her home and fuck her, because I quickly noticed her paunch and sagging tits…
eschew
[es-CHOO]
trans
verb. To shun; to avoid.
I’ve always found it difficult to maintain an erection with one on, so we decided to eschew the condom.
effing
Euphemistic, Slang: Bowdlerization of fucking.
Jason slid his shades down his nose as a fit blond with perky tits and tight yoga pants wiggled by…
lucifugous
[loo-see-FOO-guhs]
adjective
Avoiding light.
Ah, New York City. I love the tourists, street-meat vendors, and lucifugous bed bugs who are crawling all over the fucking place.
regnant
[REG-nuhnt]
adjective
Prevalent; widespread.
Who’s the biggest gaffe-machine regnant, Joe “Fuck” Biden or BP’s CEO Tony “Food Poisoning” Hayward?
mollify
[mol-uh-fahy]
verb (used with object)
To soften in feeling or temper, as a person; pacify; appease…