pastiche
[pas-TEESH]
noun
A hodgepodge.
What we thought to be Ecstasy was in fact a pastiche of home-brew meth and GHB.
ablution
[uh-BLOO-shun]
noun
The act of washing or cleansing; specifically, the washing of the body.
My morning ablutions in the shower were interrupted and I had to deal with blue balls and an unclean penis.
oblige
/əˈblaɪdʒ/
verb
1 a to bind by some favor rendered. b to place under a debt…
plucky
[PLUHK-ee]
adjective
Having or showing courage; brave.
You know what they say: those who are plucky get lucky.
fetor
[FEE-tuhr]
noun
A strong, offensive smell; stench.
That overweight son of a bitch over by the buffet just cleared out half the room with his fetor.
paunch
[pahnch]
noun
A large and protruding belly; potbelly.
Despite being piss drunk, I decided not to take her home and fuck her, because I quickly noticed her paunch and sagging tits…
eschew
[es-CHOO]
trans
verb. To shun; to avoid.
I’ve always found it difficult to maintain an erection with one on, so we decided to eschew the condom.