docent
A tour guide at a museum, art gallery, historical site, etc.
“Today we are the lucky recipients of a private, after-hours tour,” Ed said, as he knocked on the ‘staff only’ door at the back of the Natural History Muesum…
exalt
[ig-ZOLT]
verb
To praise, glorify, or honor.
During the holidays my family and I pretend to exalt a few of the Greek gods, just to piss off the Christian assholes next door.
chide
To express disapproval of; scold.
I felt the need to chide her sexual past, but I guess virgins aren’t that bad.
risible
[RIZ-uh-buhl]
adjective
Capable of laughing; disposed to laugh.
Michael Steele is more risible than he is intelligent…
diffident
[dif-i-duhnt]
adjective
Lacking confidence in one’s own ability; timid; shy.
There’s one simple truth about pussy: women hate diffident men.
solatium
/soʊˈleɪʃiəm/
noun
anything which alleviates or compensates for suffering or loss.
The congressman’s mistress threatened to go public unless she was paid a monthly solatium to keep quiet about the abortion he forced her to have.
dolorous
/ˈdɒl ər əs/
adjective
1 a full of grief. b sad…