gangrel
[GANG-gruhl]
noun
A lanky, loose-jointed person.
I gave up on gangrels a long time ago…
lissom
[LISS-uhm]
adjective
Limber; supple; flexible.
Fucking Mick Jagger. Even after decades of drugs and rock n’ roll the guy is sill lissom on stage.
bleb
[bleb]
noun
A bubble.
Did you see that broad on Britain’s Got Talent who could blow blebs with her snatch?
effluvium
[ih-FLOO-vee-uhm]
noun
A slight or invisible exhalation or vapor, esp. one that is disagreeable.
I walked into my son’s room and was greeted by the effluvium of bong usage.
hegira
/hɪˈdʒaɪrə/
noun
1 a flight, journey, or escape from a dangerous or undesirable situation…
feculent
[fek-yuh-luhnt]
adjective
Full of dregs or fecal matter; foul, turbid, or muddy.
The Shit My Dad Says premiere was the most feculent moment in television since those piss-drunk queers at ABC greenlit a show about Geico Cavemen.
chthonic
[THONE-ik]
adjective
Dwelling in or under the earth; also, pertaining to the underworld.
Why is it that all the disgusting, chthonic people come out to a mother-fucking Tea Party rally?