empyrean
[em-py-REE-uhn]
adjective
Of or pertaining to the empyrean of ancient belief.
My Aunt always comes over and tries to teach my children about her empyrean belief system involving drinking “blood” and telling old men in robes your secrets.
schmaltz
Excessively sentimental, especially with art and music.
Jessie was sucker for funny guys that could make her laugh without resorting to excessive schmaltz. She was also extremely lonely…
sough
[SAU]
noun
A soft, low rustling or sighing sound.
I always make sure I shit before sex…
vapid
[VAY-pid]
adjective
Lacking liveliness and spirit; dull.
This beer is skunked, vapid, and has a hint of piss to it.
prevaricate
[prih-VAIR-uh-kayt]
intrans
verb. To depart from or evade the truth; to speak with equivocation…
chide
To express disapproval of; scold.
I felt the need to chide her sexual past, but I guess virgins aren’t that bad.
recumbent
[rih-KUM-bunt]
adjective
Reclining; lying down.
“This recumbent position on the couch isn’t working…