hoary
[HOR-ee]
adjective
White or gray with age.
All this fucking stress is making Obama’s hair turn hoary.
evince
[ih-vins]
verb (used with object)
To show clearly; make evident or manifest; prove.
Oh, Sarah Palin, how you evince your grotesquely inadequate intelligence every time you open your big, red, dick sucking lips.
sallow
Having a yellowish color; of a pale, sickly color, tinged with yellow
Due to a sedentary lifestyle, Norman was saddled with a sallow body, and devoid of muscle. Few women looked beyond his sickly style…
lyard
[LAHY-erd]
adjective
Streaked or spotted with gray or white.
Is it weird if my pubic hair turns lyard, but only near my ass and nowhere else?
behest
/bɪˈhɛst/
noun
A command, bidding; sometimes also, an authoritative request.
At her client’s behest, Judy exposed her genitals so that they could be examined for signs of herpes.
sprat
[sprat]
noun
A small or inconsequential person or thing.
Tell the sprat in the bathroom to hightail it before I crap myself.
eructation
[ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of belching; a belch.
When a pussy experiences eructation it’s called a queef.