machination
[mack-uh-NAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of plotting.
I realized very fucking quickly that his “Video Email Technology” was a machination for a pyramid scheme.
saccade
[sa-KAHD]
noun
The movement of the eye when it makes a sudden change, as in reading…
casuistry
[KAZH-oo-uh-stree]
noun
Specious, deceptive, or oversubtle reasoning.
Google and Verizon’s little “we’ll opt to be regulated by regulation we wrote ourselves” manifesto is fucking casuistry on a grand scale.
lucent
[LOO-suhnt]
adjective
Shining.
I’ll tell you what a nice Christmas gift would be: wear those lucent panties of yours while you make me a grilled cheese.
deprecate
[DEP-rih-kayt]
trans
verb. To belittle; to depreciate
I read a study once that said women are more attracted to self-deprecating men…
insouciant
/ɪnˈsusiənt/
adjective
1 careless. 2 heedless. 3 indifferent. 4 unconcerned…
bedaub
[bih-DOB]
trans
verb. To smudge over; to besmear or soil with anything thick and dirty…