obeisance
[oh-BEE-suhn(t)s]
noun
Deference, homage.
I thought his smelling my panties was too much of an act of obeisance, but it did show that he cared.
florid
/ˈflɔrɪd/
adjective
Elaborately ornate; flowery.
Jacqueline’s body was a canvas covered in tattoos…
asinine
[as-uh-nahyn]
adjective
Foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid.
I got tired of her asinine beliefs that Obama taking a bow to a Japanese dude would lead us into a New World Order.
tortuous
[TOR-choo-us]
adjective
Marked by repeated turns and bends.
During Sarah Palin’s tortuous speech about how great America is and all that bullshit, I kept trying to imagine if she was completely shaved or not.
ululate
[UL-yuh-layt]
intrans
verb. To howl, as a dog or a wolf; to wail.
One can picture an ululating Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings taking a fucking bat to WATSON.
ramshackle
[ram-shak-uhl]
adjective
Loosely made or held together; rickety; shaky.
Donate some fucking money to the Red Cross and help restore Haiti to its old ramshackle glory.
tergiversation
/ˈtɜrdʒɪvərˌseɪʃən/
noun
The act of evading any clear course of action or speech, of being deliberately ambiguous; equivocation; fickleness…
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