vapid
[VAY-pid]
adjective
Lacking liveliness and spirit; dull.
This beer is skunked, vapid, and has a hint of piss to it.
prevaricate
[prih-VAIR-uh-kayt]
intrans
verb. To depart from or evade the truth; to speak with equivocation…
chide
To express disapproval of; scold.
I felt the need to chide her sexual past, but I guess virgins aren’t that bad.
recumbent
[rih-KUM-bunt]
adjective
Reclining; lying down.
“This recumbent position on the couch isn’t working…
clinquant
[KLING-kunt]
adjective, noun
Glittering with gold or silver; tinseled.
The only thing I remember from my childhood is this clinquant statue of a fucking mule that my Mother won in a game of bingo.
benison
[BEN-uh-suhn]
noun
Blessing.
I thought the “Submit Word” function would be a benison, but some of you shitheels seem to think this is Urban Dictionary.
panache
[puh-NASH]
noun
Dash or flamboyance in manner or style.
Kawal the Sikh thought his turban added panache to his giant head and Prada eyeglasses.