ersatz
Made in imitation; artificial.
I don’t care what these fast food companies tell me about their food being “real.” It’s ersatz junk that a fucking mule wouldn’t eat if it had a brain.
erudite
[er-yoo-dahyt]
adjective
Characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly.
“You can’t send out a bestiality video link one minute and act all erudite the next…
perambulate
To walk through or over; traversing.
Christ Almighty. Just think that Ted Williams is out there, one Mac n’ Cheese ad under his belt, drunk as a skunk and perambulating the streets.
woolgathering
[WOOL-gath-(uh)-ring]
adjective
Indulgence in idle daydreaming.
Ketamine, if cooked correctly, produces wonderful, woolgathering like states that can last hours.
hauteur
[haw-TUR]
noun
Haughty manner, spirit; arrogance.
Three drinks and my roommate gains the hauteur of a juice head from Long fucking Island.
gravid
[GRAV-id]
adjective
Being with child; heavy with young or eggs; pregnant.
The other day I masturbated to a clip on tube8…
munificent
[myoo-NIF-i-suhnt]
adjective
Very liberal in giving or bestowing; very generous; lavish.
I overate at the munificent Vegas buffet and got a case of the runs.