desideratum
[dih-sid-uh-RAY-tum]
noun
Something desired or considered necessary.
A nice pair of tits with great nipples, not the ass, was Emma’s idea of man’s ultimate desideratum.
sapient
Possessing or expressing great wisdom or judgement.
The journeymen politicos wagged their heads with Stalinesque deference as the arena around them reverberated with Donald Trump’s sapient remarks…
suspire
[suh-SPAHY-uhr]
verb
To utter with long, sighing breaths.
The comedian suspired his monologue, and the audience was sure it was because he had just received a blow job from the haggard looking cocktail waitress.
cerebration
[ser-uh-BRAY-shuhn]
noun
The act or product of thinking; mental activity; thought.
My wife left me for one of her manwhores, leaving me with a lot of time to do some cerebration on the matter.
precarious
[pri-kair-ee-uhs]
adjective
Exposed to or involving danger; dangerous; perilous; risky.
The sales rep told me that two or more people fucking inside of a Snuggie™ would be precarious and may void the warranty.
mitigate
[MIT-i-geyt]
verb
To lessen in force or intensity.
I offered to repaint her car’s hood, but she said nothing could mitigate my being spread eagle on it for a profile picture.
oblation
[uh-BLAY-shuhn]
noun
Something offered in a religious rite or as a charitable gift.
I loved my girlfriend’s pussy so much that I would give oblations to it in her absence.