eldritch
[EL-drich]
adjective
Strange; unearthly; weird; eerie.
I’ve always been of the opinion that an uncircumcised cock is eldritch and downright uncouth.
lachrymose
[lak-ruh-mohs]
adjective
Given to shedding tears readily.
Here’s a great idea for that lachrymose sumbitch John Boehner: tears of Boehner bath salts.
deride
[dih-RYD]
transitive verb
To laugh at with contempt; to subject to ridicule or make sport of; to mock; to scoff at…
amorphous
/əˈmɔrfəs/
adjective
1) Lacking a definite form or clear shape. 2) Being without definite character or nature…
mephitic
[muh-FIT-ik]
adjective
Poisonous; noxious.
Eat too much asparagus and your urine becomes mephitic.
lineament
[LIN-ee-uh-muhnt]
noun
A distinctive shape, contour, or line, especially of the face.
He had a deep lineament that ran down the middle of his head…
expunge
[ik-SPUNJ]
trans
verb. To wipe out or destroy; to annihilate.
My shithead of a cousin managed to get his three DUIs and possession of a controlled substance expunged from his record.