lucent
[LOO-suhnt]
adjective
Shining.
I’ll tell you what a nice Christmas gift would be: wear those lucent panties of yours while you make me a grilled cheese.
deprecate
[DEP-rih-kayt]
trans
verb. To belittle; to depreciate
I read a study once that said women are more attracted to self-deprecating men…
insouciant
/ɪnˈsusiənt/
adjective
1 careless. 2 heedless. 3 indifferent. 4 unconcerned…
bedaub
[bih-DOB]
trans
verb. To smudge over; to besmear or soil with anything thick and dirty…
gam
[gam]
noun
A person’s leg, esp. an attractive female leg.
Did anyone see the fucking hairy gams on Mo’nique at the Golden Globes?
enmity
/ˈɛn mɪ ti/
noun
1 a the quality of being an enemy. b hostile or unfriendly disposition…
heliolatry
[hee-lee-OL-uh-tree]
noun
Worship of the sun.
I remember hearing stories in college about Ibiza, where big-breasted women laid out naked practicing heliolatry on the beaches, and E pills were as abundant as hard candy in an old folks’ home.