hauteur
[haw-TUR]
noun
Haughty manner, spirit; arrogance.
Three drinks and my roommate gains the hauteur of a juice head from Long fucking Island.
gravid
[GRAV-id]
adjective
Being with child; heavy with young or eggs; pregnant.
The other day I masturbated to a clip on tube8…
munificent
[myoo-NIF-i-suhnt]
adjective
Very liberal in giving or bestowing; very generous; lavish.
I overate at the munificent Vegas buffet and got a case of the runs.
interstice
[in-TUR-stuhs]
noun
A space between things or parts.
Psychedelics have a neat way of creating interstices in time.
cortege
[kawr-TEZH]
noun
A procession, especially a ceremonial one.
Nothing pisses me off more than a cortege of drunken, moronic imbeciles dressed as Santas in New York city.
gerent
A ruler or manager.
It is wise to tip the stripper’s gerent before the party begins to avoid unfortunate complications that might interrupt festivities when things inevitably get out of hand.
exhort
/ɪgˈzɔrt/
verb
1 to incite by words or advice. 2 to animate or urge by arguments…