writhe
/raɪð/
verb
To twist or contort the body; to be distorted.
As stimulating as it was to watch Emma writhe, bound to a chair, Ethan’s fingers knuckle deep in her pussy, it was even more rousing to watch the other guests at the orgy.
roseate
[ROH-zee-it]
adjective
Overly optimistic; bright or cheerful.
North Korea will never make a worthy foe because Kim Jong Il’s roseate face is too fucking adorable.
solatium
/soʊˈleɪʃiəm/
noun
anything which alleviates or compensates for suffering or loss.
The congressman’s mistress threatened to go public unless she was paid a monthly solatium to keep quiet about the abortion he forced her to have.
canorous
[kuh-NOR-us]
adjective
Richly melodious.
My wife calls the birds who sing in the morning “canorous…
opuscule
[oh-PUHS-kyool]
noun
A small or minor work.
Little did I know that Lydia from OKcupid’s opuscule happened to be my favorite 80’s porno: Inside Lydia’s Ass.
empyrean
[em-py-REE-uhn]
adjective
Of or pertaining to the empyrean of ancient belief.
My Aunt always comes over and tries to teach my children about her empyrean belief system involving drinking “blood” and telling old men in robes your secrets.
laconic
[luh-KON-ik]
adjective
Using or marked by the use of a minimum of words; brief and pithy; brusque…