revenant
[REV-uh-nuhnt]
noun
One who returns after death (as a ghost) or after a long absence.
He looked as pale as a revenant when I told him I was pregnant.
eschatology
[es-kuh-tol-uh-jee]
noun
Any system of doctrines concerning last, or final, matters; the Judgment.
If anything, this eschatological bullshit about the Rapture sure produced a lot of good jokes, right?
abjure
[ab-joor]
verb (used with object)
To renounce or give up under oath.
For the record, I abjure the idea of Obamacare, but it’s sure as shit better than being left to die on the fucking street!
slaver
[SLAV-uhr]
intransitive verb
To slobber; to drool.
Don’t jam your cock down a broad’s throat…
asinine
[as-uh-nahyn]
adjective
Foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid.
I got tired of her asinine beliefs that Obama taking a bow to a Japanese dude would lead us into a New World Order.
cavil
[KAV-uhl]
noun
A trivial or frivolous objection.
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman should stop with the useless cavils and just have John Stewart host a dick measuring contest between the two.
logomachy
/loʊˈgɒməki/
noun
1 a contention in words merely, or a contention about words…